If you haven't seen this yet, watch! If you have, it's worth watching a few more times! She is so talented and funny, I think I've watched it five times and still get a kick outta it! Whether or not you're a mom, it's funny! It's a day in the life of a mom sung to the William Tell Overture in about 2 minutes!
Enjoy!
Get up now, get up now,Get out of bedWash your faceBrush your teethComb your sleepy headHere's your clothesYour shoesHere the word I saidGet up and make your bed Are you hot?Are you cold?Are you wearing THAT?Where's your books?And your lunch and your homework at?Grab your coat and your glovesAnd your scalf and hatDon't forget, you gotta feed the cat. Eat your breakfast,The experts tell usIt's the most Important meal at all.Take your vitamins so you will grow upOne day to be big and tall. Please remember your orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today.Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play. Don't shovel, chew slowly.But hurry, the bus is here.Becareful! Come back here!Did you wash, behind your ear?Play outside, don't be rough.Would you just play fair?Be polite, make a friend.Don't forget to share. Work it out, wait your turn.Never take a dare.Get along, don't make me come down there.Clean your room, fold your clothes.Put your stuff away.Make your bed, do it now,do we have all day?were you born in a barn?would you like some hay?Can you even hear a word I say? ANSWER the phone.get off the PHONE.Don't sit so close, turn it down.No texting at the table. No more computer timeTONIGHT.Your IPOD's my IPOD.If you don't listen up. Where are you going ,and with whom?And what time do you think you're coming home?Saying Thank you, Please, Excuse meMake you welcome everywhere you roam.You'll appreciate my WISDOMSomeday when you're older and you're grown.Can't wait 'till you have a couple little children of your own. You'll thank me, for the counsel,I gave you, so willingly.But right now I'll thank you not to roll your eyes at me. Close your mouth, when you chew.We'd appreciate.Take a bite, maybe two of the stuff you hate. Use your fork, do not burp.Or I'll set you straightEAT THE FOOD, I put upon your plate. Get an "A", get the door.Don't get smart with me.Get a grip, get in here.I'll count to 3.Get a job, get a life.Get a PHD.Get a dose of... I DON"T care who started it.You're GROUNDED until you're 36.Get you're story straight and tell the truth for once.For Heaven's Sake. And if all your friend,Jumped off a cliff.Would you juup too? If I've said it once,I've said it at leastA thousand times before.That you're TOO OLD TO act this way.It must be you're father's DNA. Look at me when I'm talking.Stand up straighter when you walk. A place, for everything.And everything must be in place. Stop crying or I'll give youSomething real to cry about.(HA!) Wash your face, brush your teeth.Get your PJ's on.Get in bed, give a hug.Say a pray with MOMDon't forget, I LOVE YOU.And tomorrow we will do this all again.Because mom's work will never end.You don't need the reason why.Because, because, because, because.I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so.I'm the MOM, the MOM MOM MOM MOM MOMThe MOM.
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